The Texas Toad - Mustard

Caution: This yellow hat is brighter than your future and louder than your excuses for being late to work during topwater season. The perfect blend of "serious fly angler" and "doesn't take themselves too seriously."

Features:

• Classic snapback fit that's ready for everything from false casts to false promises about "just one more cast"
• Bold yellow that makes sure everyone at the boat ramp knows you're different
• Crisp embroidered "Pendejo Fly Co." logo with a detailed fishing fly design
• Structured front panels that hold their shape better than your casting arm
• Moisture-wicking sweatband because sweating through technical terms like "mending" is real
• Adjustable snap closure to fit all head sizes (even when inflated by fish stories)

Perfect for:

• Pretending you know what a blue-winged olive is
• Looking professional while drifting sideways down the Guadalupe
• Standing out at fly shops
• Making sure your buddy can spot you when you're tangled in a tree
• Hiding the shame of using PowerBait when the fly isn't working

Warning: This hat may attract unnecessary conversations about tippet size and drag-free drifts. Wearing this does not automatically make you a better caster.

Care Instructions:

• Washable when it starts smelling like your last dozen fishing lies
• Air dry while practicing your knots

• Pairs well with overpriced fly rods and underachieved fishing goals