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The Coot - Sage

The Coot - Sage

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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Same coot-shooting spirit, now in a clean sage green that won't scare away your date. This snapback proves you can still be a mud chicken enthusiast while looking somewhat presentable at the bar.

Features:

  • Classic snapback fit that works from boat ramp to barbecue
  • Structured front panels featuring our signature coot and "Pendejo Outdoors" design
  • "We Shoot Coots" text for when you need to explain your weekend plans
  • Crisp sage green color that says "I hunt, but I also know how to act right"
  • Moisture-wicking sweatband for those Texas scorchers
  • Adjustable snap closure because one size fits most egos

Perfect for:

  • Making your mama proud(er than the camo version)
  • First dates (if you're brave enough)
  • Covering up boat hair
  • Looking presentable at the grocery store after a morning hunt
  • Confusing people who don't know what a coot is

Warning: Still won't improve your shooting accuracy. May result in having to explain what a coot is to literally everyone who reads your hat.

Care Instructions:

  • Actually washable – your significant other will appreciate this
  • Air dry while pretending to do something productive
  • Looks great in profile pics, even better in person
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