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The Coot - Sage
The Coot - Sage
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$30.00 USD
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Same coot-shooting spirit, now in a clean sage green that won't scare away your date. This snapback proves you can still be a mud chicken enthusiast while looking somewhat presentable at the bar.
Features:
- Classic snapback fit that works from boat ramp to barbecue
- Structured front panels featuring our signature coot and "Pendejo Outdoors" design
- "We Shoot Coots" text for when you need to explain your weekend plans
- Crisp sage green color that says "I hunt, but I also know how to act right"
- Moisture-wicking sweatband for those Texas scorchers
- Adjustable snap closure because one size fits most egos
Perfect for:
- Making your mama proud(er than the camo version)
- First dates (if you're brave enough)
- Covering up boat hair
- Looking presentable at the grocery store after a morning hunt
- Confusing people who don't know what a coot is
Warning: Still won't improve your shooting accuracy. May result in having to explain what a coot is to literally everyone who reads your hat.
Care Instructions:
- Actually washable – your significant other will appreciate this
- Air dry while pretending to do something productive
- Looks great in profile pics, even better in person
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